Dear Internet User: Your recent use of the word 'BOMB' has triggered an investigation into potential terrorist connections and/or activities. Please report to your local Homeland Security office to meet with and investigator. You will be required to show proof of citizenship, heritage and religious affiliation.
Under the terms of the Revised Patriot Act of 2007, joking about the use of bombs is illegal and punishable by jail and or fines
This is a serious matter - your cooperation is mandatory an appreciated.
