Maybe he hasn't had a girlfriend in 10 years because he's a fat, mushy, sloppy bastard.

And has fagboy tendencies

and has a 13 inch cock

and sexed up men

He should do porn, fat, mushy and sloppy works great for Ron Jeremy.

Srsly. I fail to see the problem.

So this is what a bunch of jealous men with tiny cocks look like!

speak for yerself.

It's 13 inches, soft!! He probably just can't stay concious long enough to talk to a good looking woman when it gets hard.

i wonder how they got the measurements for justin timberlake and george cloony along with the other people.

Indeed, someone doesn't like Jude Law. >the pic hardly suggests he has given up tight pants. I would rather be a rich freak with a busy sex life than a fat lazy slob living with his parents and winging about his big dick. Ironically, Ron Jeremy does not have a particularly big dick-

SORRY (^_^)

My dick is so big, it has a brain.
My dick is so big, I decorate it at Christmas time.
My dick is so big, it's in a boy band with four other big dicks.
My dick is so big, my urologist is a Sherpa
My dick is so big, it can only be measured in theory.
My dick is so big, it has it's own file extension, '.bdic'
My dick is so big, it was overthrown by a military coup. It's now known as the Democratic Republic of My Dick.
My dick is so big, there was once a movie called Godzilla vs. My Dick.
My dick is so big, I could wear it as a tie if I wasn't so afraid of getting a hard-on and killing myself.

What a fucking crybaby. 'Waaaaah! My dick's big! Pity me please!'
Dumbass wanker...

My dick is so big, it has it's own dick. And my disk's dick is bigger than your dick!

Jude Law....?

This dude needs lpsg.com

My dick is so big, it was once overthrown by a military coup. It's now known as the Democratic Republic of My Dick.

Oh boy! Dick Jokes! Linkswarm has reached a new level in sophistication

I think he needs a hug. Anyone have Timberlake's number?