I eyeballed this for a bit and then 'fuk it, ok.'

maddoxian, and less funny.

moron

This c-nugget needs to have his nad sack pounded with a wodden mallet.

This guy would be funny if I didn't want to burn him to death for his RANDOM capitalization of certain WORDS.

From the mail call:

'..it's akin to someone looking at a hot girls turd and, upon realizing it is nasty, comes to the conclusion that the hot girl must be nasty.'

This man is clearly a twat. CLEARLY.