You just know they're doleing out Falstaff, Fort Schuyler, Old Milwaukee, and that other $4-a-case shit that my grandfather used to drink...

Pabst Blue Ribbon, Milwaukee's Best, Dogpiss in a Can, etc, etc. ;)

"American" beer.

Ever heard of it? It's not much more than a can with the word "beer' written on it. I once watched a friend of mine drink a sixer of it without ever separating the cans from the plastic holder. The beer itself is a step from Schiltz, if that's possible, but watching him drink it that way made him King Stupendous in my book.

ps, kHz: it was Glenn.