I think this link got so many hits because, from megarad anyway, the title reads "Man Plans to Get $1mil for Long French...". I clicked it thinking it was something orally sexual. Therefore, I would like to congratulate vasudeva on this for two reasons: 1) Slickly, though inadvertently, leading the masses on with the hint of secksiness, and 2) Not calling them "Freedom" fries. Not that I would ever expect him to, of course - the thought of anyone doing so makes me immediately picture swinging something heavy and sharp towards their cranium. Which reminds me, I hate the french. Fries are good though. Ding, they're done.