Let's see, I think I'll go sit my undrivable Dodge Caravan and listen to my kick-ass stereo. Troy Irving's a moron.

He's not even doing that. The stereo doesn't play music: it plays a single tone louder than a jet engine. And the guy spent $80,000 on it. It's the most bizarre and goofy thing we've linked to in current memory.

I applaud these peoples' dedication, but I want everyone who frequents LS to print that page out and carry it with them, and next time you do some geeky time-consuming thing and people tell you you "have too much time on your hands," show them the printout and then catch a righteous Indiana Jones nap.

What? I have to read the whole article?
OK I just did. Troy Irving is wierd. I would still buy an $80,000 sports car and get laid. Reminds me of story I read about the Germans, during WW2. They discovered a low, low decible sound that if produced loud enouigh would cause a person to immediatley deficate. They were going to let it loose on the allies; soldiers with shit in their pants don't fight as well as those without. It never got off the ground( or hit the ground ) But, there's an idea for a van; color it brown, figure out the frequency and make everybody shit.

I never knew the Aston Martin Vanquish had such a nice stereo. 1200 watts.. rockin!

As for spending $80k to blast one single tone... just get a coupla M80s, stick em in your ears, and light the fuses. That's guaranteed to be the loudest shit you'll ever hear, and it's cheap!

and guaranteed to be the last thing you ever hear. :)