I was looking forward to hearing what they rhymed with myrrh, but nothing rhymed at all. Also, there's no way the wise men didn't tap that steamy camel ass.
The original song is to my ears just as bad as this version. Doing a parady of a song that is already massively bad results in an even more painful listening experience.
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