dragonstaffSun Dec 25
 
That is sick!

Who the fuck comes up with this crap?
 
 
government_death_robotSun Dec 25
 
Wow.

When you said worst e-card ever, I really didn't expect it to be literal.
Silly me.
 
 
StumpMon Dec 26
 
Now we know what Weird Al Yankovic is doing for a living.
 
 
LownotesMon Dec 26
 
I was looking forward to hearing what they rhymed with myrrh, but nothing rhymed at all. Also, there's no way the wise men didn't tap that steamy camel ass.
 
 
acheronMon Dec 26
 
that shit is WILDLY terrible and hurts my soul. I have faith weird al would have done something much better
 
 
vasudevaMon Dec 26
 
You know, this is bad, but the original song is at least as bad. I'm hard-pressed to think of stupider lyrics.
 
 
branmuffinMon Dec 26
 
Mmm... steamy camel ass!
 
 
acheronMon Dec 26
 
The original song is to my ears just as bad as this version. Doing a parady of a song that is already massively bad results in an even more painful listening experience.
 
 
uartMon Dec 26
 
agreed with all of the above. PLUS.. the wise men were TOTALLY banging the camels... why else would the camels be wearing lipstick?
 
 
carinamandibarTue Dec 27
 
and from this day forth I will always wonder what life would be like if I hadnt clicked on that link and just went to bed
 
 
little_gingersnapThu Dec 29
 
this card could not possibly be real... that was just so horribly bad, carinamandibar, I am asking myself that same question.
 
 


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