I approved this only as a continuing endorsement of black on black violence.

I approve this because of the use of the word 'shat'.
JOLLY GOOD SHOW SIR!

Anybody who can knock out Liddell is ranked fighting God on my scale. This is one extremely skilled motherfucker.

This thing was a complete failure at letting me, the curious watcher, know what the fuk was going on.

^ dude. UFC! Crazy shit in japan where they fight to the death/unconsciousness

Well, yeah. But who was the dude talking in the beginning? Why am I listening to him? Is he the same guy that ends up on the mat in the next scene? Who's beating his ass? Who are all the other dudes fighting? The same two? The first guy with a bunch of other guys?

In short, me not being a big UFC-consumer -- just what the fuck?

the black dude talking is doing all the ass-kicking in the ensuing onslaughts, yo.

It's not UFC in Japan. It's Pride, which is sort of like UFC, only more like kickboxing and fought in a regular boxing ring.

Awesome. I like how he just kept pounding away at the guy's head like it said 'I fucked your mom' across it.

Chuck is still my fave, he lives and trains right here in my home town, ive met him, nice fella, really.

Oh, it's the Pride. That's right, that explains why kicks are allowed when opponent is on the floor and pile drivers are in the game.

If there's one thing I learned from UFC, is that I need to learn my ground-and-pound, and defence against that.

Firearm,+10 against ground-and-pound

PCP, +10 against firearm.

pwnt.

A good Christian upbringing, +100 against drugs and violence.

Top that, satanfuckers.

Firearm,+10 against ground-and-pound

Where was your firearm when you got repeatedly punched in the face a couple of months ago?

Plus, in my state, carrying a concealed firearm without a license leads to an automatic 5-year prison sentence. Plus, according to law, self-defense should be proportional to the threat. So, unless you're attacked with a knife or a bat (the cutoff for the definition of a 'deadly weapon'), can't really use a gun.

TELETUBBIES
+10 against pissing match

No no. my furry friend, not a pissing match.

I was just saying guns are not a very good solution if the people attacking you are clearly irrational and unreasonably aggressive, and will not be stopped by the sight of the gun alone.

Tasers and pepper spray might be ok, but they are illegal in my state too.

Sucks to be in your state cracker.