I'd buy it. Just to say I drank one, of course. Then I'd quit. Really. No, well, maybe just one more, just to make sure. Then I'd quit. Well, I might have to have just one more, just so I can kinda 'cement' the experience in my memory. Plus, I'd have to take some home so that I could share the experience with others. I might have one or two more with them, just to be sociable, of course. But then I'd quit. No, really. I could quit anytime I wanted to, I just wouldn't want to. What, don't you believe me? Am I talking really fast or is the world going really slow?
