shitboxSat Dec 10
 
I fucking hate chicken neck white boys...i fight em every chance i get. FUCK!








K, i feel better now.
 
 
vasudevaSat Dec 10
 
Fart,
David Cross


Awesome. I keep seeing this 'Larry' fuck on Comedy Central and he's got to be the most uncreative, unfunny, lame-joke, dead-material comedian with that big an audience.

When he's out there dropping his lame pat catchphrases and telling the 'Sears vasectomy garage door remote control' joke, how does he rate the exposure? I can't figure it.

Is Jeff Foxworthy to blame for popularizing this drivel?
 
 
nocalSat Dec 10
 
I think Cross does a fairly decent job of explaining it. It's an audience that likes simplicity and having their own views confirmed. For some people, a joke that makes them question their views is offensive. For instance, on one of David Cross' stand-up DVDs, they had a cameraman interviewing people who left his show early. One guy leaves and says, 'He just got too political.' It can be political and still funny if you're willing to laugh at yourself. The average NASCAR dad with a 9/11 tattoo of an eagle with a red white and blue tear with osama in its talons just takes himself way too seriously.

Hence, fart jokes.
 
 
jwalkerSat Dec 10
 
I was channel surfing a few days ago and landed at Larry doing a solo routine; he was pretty funny. Don't think I've ever seen Cross - he's probably funny too. What isn't funny is two comedians taking themselves seriously and getting into a snit.
 
 
tantrumSat Dec 10
 
I beg to differ, it's funny (Cross) AND entertaining (Cross). I downloaded his comedy routine the other day--not knowing too much about him. It was pretty good, this letter cements me as a fan.
 
 
nocalSat Dec 10
 
Another good 'long-winded letter' thing that Cross wrote was for Pitchfork Media.
 
 
LownotesSat Dec 10
 
I've been a big fan of Cross since Mr. Show. Try others like: Patton Oswalt, Sarah Silverman, Carlin, Hicks, etc.
 
 
vasudevaSat Dec 10
 
Cross makes cameos in movies that aren't always that entertaining, but his stand-up stuff is good.

Oddly, I saw this Larry person during one of those 'Redneck Comedy Hour' things and he was relatively entertaining, but the only solo act I've seen of his was shit -- but was performed in front of the same sized audience. Maybe he had a material crisis.
 
 
acheronSat Dec 10
 
I sport a git-r-done lighter with a confederate flag. I think its the most annoying guady piece of shit I've ever seen. However, after about 8-10 drinks, I start thinking its massively funny.
 
 
jwalkerSat Dec 10
 
Regarding Cross: I heard thic CD a long time ago by a David Cross - I don't know if it was the same guy - and it was just this really fucking crazy bizarre piece of a telephone preacher; I can't explain, you just have to hear it.

Looked him up and found he plays Tobias on Arrested Development;
<3 that show.
 
 
vasudevaSat Dec 10
 
I sport a git-r-done lighter with a confederate flag.

I've been holding on to exactly this lighter for months now. It was in the impulse buy section of a convenience store in PA. It's meant for Kahuna but I keep forgetting to give it to him.

They had like 15 in the box, one kind with flag, one kind without. The kind with flag was almost sold out. The other kind wasn't touched.
 
 
Barth1984Sun Dec 11
 
God, I've heard so many people talking about that blue collar comedy sack of shit. I finally sat down & tried to watch it, but jesus fucking christ. The only remotely funny guy was the one with the glass of scotch in his hand, and he only had like a 3/10 funny to shit ratio.
 
 
leverSun Dec 11
 
I think they're both funny. What's pathetic is either one taking themselves, or their craft, too seriously. Methinks they doth protest too much. Go watch 'Comedians of Comedy', boyos - now there's the way to look at funnaY! Funny is funny. I love intellectual comedy and, for a while, blanched at some scatalogical type humor - except, here's the thing... some of it's dead funny.
 
 
MofoSun Dec 11
 
I like the random people who comment, yet only seem to repeat others.

Like barth. Or lever.
 
 
Barth1984Sun Dec 11
 
Who was I repeating?
 
 
MofoSun Dec 11
 

I keep seeing this 'Larry' fuck on Comedy Central and he's got to be the most uncreative, unfunny, lame-joke, dead-material comedian with that big an audience.

When he's out there dropping his lame pat catchphrases and telling the 'Sears vasectomy garage door remote control' joke, how does he rate the exposure? I can't figure it.
 
 
Barth1984Sun Dec 11
 
ok...
 
 
pumpkinass_69_69_69Sun Dec 11
 
i still think 'Where's The Beef?' is kinda funny
 
 
vasudevaSun Dec 11
 
You still laugh while watching old Smurfs reruns.
 
 
leverSun Dec 11
 
I like the random people who comment, yet only seem to repeat others.

Like barth. Or lever.
 
 
LORDKAHUNASun Dec 11
 
ULTRALOL^
 
 
vasudevaSun Dec 11
 
me: I've been holding on to exactly this lighter for months now. It was in the impulse buy section of a convenience store in PA. It's meant for Kahuna but I keep forgetting to give it to him.

They had like 15 in the box, one kind with flag, one kind without. The kind with flag was almost sold out. The other kind wasn't touched.


And now, here it is, your moment of zen. You can hear the LBP in the background confused by all the appropriately-annoying 'GIT ER DONE! GIT ER DONE!' squawks suddenly emanating from the living room.

My camera's make-video-mode can't focus well on close-up stuff, or you'd see the 'I SAY GIT-R-DONE!' sticker on top in explosive 'EVERYTHING-YOU-EVER-WANTED' style.

KAHUNA, YOU CAN ONLY SALIVATE UNTIL YOU FINALLY RECIEVE THIS PRECIOUS PRIZE!!!1!
 
 
LORDKAHUNaSun Dec 11
 
:')
 
 
AcidburnSun Dec 11
 
I still find Larry the Cable guy funny after all these years, about 15 I think. He would call into WDIZ 100.3 back in Orlando LINKSWARM. Although his material hasn't changed much it is still entertaining. I also find David Cross' TV appearances funny, his stand-up could use some work.

tee hee hee

 
 
vasudevaSun Dec 11
 
Since you stepped up to the plate, let me ask you: why is the git-r-done thing funny? What's he referring to?
 
 
acheronSun Dec 11
 
Dude, guy with scotch in hand is drop dead hilarious. Like serious. Not 3/10 funny. 10/10 funny. I love that guy. Hate everyone else.
 
 
AcidburnSun Dec 11
 
It's along the same lines as the ever popular movie phrase'Go go go'. Something said right before a job is started.
I don't find that particular phrase funny but when I hear it it brings to mind alot of the jokes he spits out or the memories of being a redneck once myself.
 
 
AcidburnSun Dec 11
 
Also, why he says it all the time is still a mystery to me.
 
 
DumbskullSun Dec 11
 
You have to have been raised up redneck to really understand this type of humor. I was and I do.
 
 
vasudevaSun Dec 11
 
Dude, guy with scotch in hand is drop dead hilarious. Like serious. Not 3/10 funny. 10/10 funny.

I'm inclined to agree. He displays a kind of marksman delivery at times.
 
 
LownotesSun Dec 11
 
I was raised around rednecks. I understand this type of humor. It sucks leaky ass.

Also, the Cross thingy says Larry the Cable Guy is not from the South and he went to a private school. It's just an act, like Marilyn Manson or Mitch Hedburg.

That's the whole point. Not whether he is funny or not, but he is a poser claiming to be a champion of Southern values in a world where people like David Cross are threatening them.
 
 
Barth1984Sun Dec 11
 
At least I've heard Mitch Hedburg say funny things, whether or not he was ripping off Steven Wright's act.
I think nocal's first comment nails it on the head - same reason Bush is so popular in the south. Dude was born into a family of oil millionaires, went to Yale & belonged to a super-exclusive frat. But speak like a dullard and pose in a pickup truck on your sprawling ranch once in a while and america's dumbfuck belt falls in love with you.
 
 
tantrumSun Dec 11
 
Lownotes:
For a guy with Dumbskull's old avatar, you're making alot of sense.

Salute.
 
 
jwalkerSun Dec 11
 
Lownotes: Also, the Cross thingy says Larry the Cable Guy is not from the South and he went to a private school. It's just an act, like Marilyn Manson or Mitch Hedburg.>/i>

Of course it's an act - they are spoofing the stereotype, not glorifying it. That's as it should be. Also, Marilyn Manson is not an actor - just a poser. (Never heard of Mitch Hedburg - thx for the warning.)
 
 
uartSun Dec 11
 
Political humor can be VERY funny, but there is a thin line between, OMG HE GOT 'EM GOOD LOL and Jeanine Garafalo, who stopped being funny and started sounding more like a whiney baby than a comedian.

Dennis Miller and Bill Maher do this a lot... they get away from the jokes and just start talking.
 
 
CrackalackinMon Dec 12
 
Let me pitch in as a former comedian.

Blue Collar TV is crap, and it's very sad to see Foxworthy and this Larry guy sell out completely and submit themselves to the scripts of other writers. They should be writing their own material throughout, not occasionally.

Larry the Cable Guy's public persona is full of redneck pomposity, but it's just a business model. He can produce quality jokes and puns, i.e. 'Schinder's Ass' to describe a woman's gigantic ass (ostensibly roomy enough for smuggling jews).
 
 
wolferMon Dec 12
 
you all have no idea of comedy. i am ashamed and sad that i hang out with you folks and you talk shit about the blue collars. Larry the Cable Guy, Mr. Foxworthy, Ron White are some great fucking people. The fourth dude, not so much. Listen to there shit its funny. David Cross..I dont know about him to much. I think he is just pissed.
 
 
sunny77Mon Dec 12
 


yeah, I totally learned what to avoid.
 
 
yazirianMon Dec 12
 

There is a specific class of commenter on this link that needs addressing.

Those of you saying things like 'comedians who take themselves seriously' or such similar derisions... um. You're dumb AND stupid.

How do you think they get and stay funny? By taking it seriously. It's their job. I hope my doctor takes his job seriously, too.

And I think comedy itself deserves to be taken very seriously. Ever hear that old bit about 'them thar terrerists, they're so screwed up cuz they gots no sense of humor!' Well, Larry the Cable Guy's audience can't laugh at itself any more than Osama's audience can. Rednecks take themselves DEADLY seriously, as serious as a heart attack, and will beat the cockfucking shit out of anyone who doesn't fit in with them.

Of course, the 'ultra-liberal hippie faggot left' is the same way, the only difference being they can't do more than slapfight like sissies.

Anyway the point is, Larry can be funny, but Cross is god damn hysterical, and it's Cross who takes humor more seriously (Larry takes the business OF humor most seriously, hence the canned act). There's a link there.

 
 
vasudevaMon Dec 12
 
Crackalackin: Let me pitch in as a former comedian.

:INTERROBANG:
 
 
jwalkerMon Dec 12
 
yazirian: I think comedy itself deserves to be taken very seriously.

Quote of the day.
 
 
frijoleMon Dec 12
 
awesome link, even cooler comments.


barf
 
 
magicchexTue Dec 13
 
guy with scotch is very funny i agree with that

(yea im late to the party and my fly's unzipped but at least i made it)
 
 
nocalThu Dec 15
 
I was just browsing the SA forums, and someone posted a thread about this. I was surprised to read many people either defending Larry or calling Cross a douchebag. I expected most people to pretty much agree with Cross. Plus, the letter is funny.
 
 
mundhraThu Dec 15
 
lowest
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nocalThu Dec 15
 
^ ok true, but there's at least one smart guy who pretty much made the best argument:

However it scares that theres such a large group of people arguing ignorance and arrogance are equal.
 
 
nocalThu Dec 15
 
Doug Stanhope on Larry here
 
 
jwalkerThu Dec 15
 
I mean, no one can blame you for taking the Wal-Mart approach of appealing to the absolute stupidest, water-brained Velveeta cheese flag-monkeys on the planet - no offense - but what you've gone and done is given them something to *say*. Out loud.

Maybe I just don't get it, but I thought that Larry and Co. were making fun of the whole redneck image thing. No? Does this guy *really* think that he (LCG) is a proponent of white trash wisdom? He comes over as having a chip on his shoulder the size of Alabama. Get real (or a sense of humor), dude.
 
 
nocalFri Dec 16
 
Maybe I just don't get it, but I thought that Larry and Co. were making fun of the whole redneck image thing.

Maybe you just don't get it.
 
 
jwalkerFri Dec 16
 
maybe...
 
 
pchimpFri Dec 16
 
Maybe I just don't get it, but I thought that Larry and Co. were making fun of the whole redneck image thing. No?

Yeah, I think you don't really get it. They make fun of rednecks much the same way a big brother picks on his younger siblings, or the way Richard Pryor makes fun of niggers. It's okay because he's 'one of them.' It's a 'poking fun at these traits we share' kind of comedy.
 
 


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