I was told on the street today that God was not dead, rather he was timing lap swimmers at the local YMCA, and was therefore unavailable for comment at the time of this report.
In a related story, three people were found dead atop their Tucson, AZ rooftop, apparently the victims of some bizarre love-triangle-turned-suicide-pact. They were quoted as saying very little in thier defense, but witnesses say they were in fact dead and not breathing.
Their death was ironic animation. Like penguins trying to fly.
Cans of sarcastic laughter caught in real time by amateur voyeurs.
