'They can take my gun once they pry it from my dead, queer hands'

Back when I lived on a ship, one of the crew apparently wandered into a gay bar by mistake during a port call. When he became aware of his mistake he made some sort of loud and rude comment. He spent the next few months in the hospital recovering from multiple stab wounds.

Them gays are handy with the nozz or britva.

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was that in the navy graycube? I used to work with a guy named jeff that had the same story...went into a gay bar and when he realized where he was he winked at some guy, the guy tells him that he does 2 things in life...suck dick and kick ass. jeff was in the hospitol for 3 months with a collapsed lung, stab wounds to the stomach, and fractured skull.

damn it

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Now stay the fuck away from that refresh button, lest I unleash a trainload of armed fags on you and yours.

graycube and coknurmowth, you two both know the same pussy sailor who got his ass kicked by a bar full of homosexual men? How heartwarming; a homophobe reunion right here at LS.

It wasn't the navy, but for all I know, it could have been the same bar...

Sword fight!