Mindless zombies are funny unless they're chasing you.

'We believe artificial birth control is a sin.' - Ingrid Williams. This woman has got to be in her 40's judging by how old her oldest daughter looks. Does she think conceiving a child in an unsafe womb is the natural form of birth control, where the baby will die after it's developed a beating heart? Here's a family planning method: STOP HAVING SEX!! SEX IS FROM THE DEVIL!! Spend $4200 on the 5 kids you already have and get their ears fixed, instead of creating more mutants!

A man had his vasectomy done at Sears. Now when he makes love, the garage door goes up.

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(cricket chirps)

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