haha. This is a linkswarm link, if ever there was one.

Check out the Bulletin Board. Guys giving each other a heads up on when the next neck bracer will appear on TV.

EXAMPLE: Great neck brace scene in the New Julia Roberts Movie, Erin Brockovich - The scene has lovely Julia Roberts in a cervical collar for a few minutes. - Check it Out!!

I love the photo of the chick with the big black bar across her face like she's some secret identity neck brace porn star. Some of those pictures are pretty racey, in a distorted kinda way. There is a fettish for everything I guess. 'Oh yeah baby, gimme some more whiplash!'

a proper blowjob should need a neckbrace

'The door opened slowly, and I could hear him walking towards me. I strained my eyes toward the direction of the door but as usual wound up seeing little other than the far reaches of the ceiling. He took his time making his way to my bed and when he finally approached, he silently placed one hand on each of my pedicured feet, the only exposed flesh on my lower extremities. The warm touch of his hands sent a shiver all the way through me. A smile crept over my face. I had been waiting for him all day.
It really wasn�t my intention to become David�s full time orthopedic slave.'

Very sad in a sick perverted pile of LOLZ way.

Change the last sentence to: It really wasn�t my intention to become tantrum�s full time arthrdic slave.'

If you want to get rid of the sad part.

At least they don't puke in each others mouth.
I hope.