What if this was a LinkSwarm exchange ?
Friend: When are yuo guys going to d0 it?
Accused: We do it after she is completely unresponsive.
Friend: Yuo gonna fuk her first
Accused: LOL, taht's a dumb question
Friend: Can we get some tittay pics before you kill her?
Accused: Kill her? meh, we're jes gonna change her avatar.