The Diary of Chizad and Lappy
Being drunk is fun. This is the coolest thing to hit the Internet since porn!

by Chizad-Lappy 782 Reads
on Wed Jun 25 2003 Add to your ClipSwarm
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BloodyBowelsWed Jun 25
 
yeah wooohoooo that fucking sucked. If you intro something as the coolest thing on the net it really needs to deliver. Maybe you want to try something like ummm hey here is a couple of frat boys trying too hard to be funny, don't get your hopes up and enjoy.
 
 
vasudevaWed Jun 25
 
True, it's not the funniest thing on the net. It's not even the funniest thing I've seen all minute. I was about to BALEET it right out of the queue, except once I committed to clicking 'next' I actually did find myself curious whose wall they were going to piss on and then punch next.
 
 
BloodyBowelsWed Jun 25
 
yeah wooohoooo that fucking sucked. If you intro something as the coolest thing on the net it really needs to deliver. Maybe you want to try something like ummm hey here is a couple of frat boys trying too hard to be funny, don't get your hopes up and enjoy.
 
 
mundhraWed Jun 25
 
dude, i got it already!

ben: these are the people in bars i am talking about. :D
 
 
BloodyBowelsWed Jun 25
 
oh youll get it alright you'll get all my love and understanding but no god damn tenderness
 
 
Chizad-LappyThu Jun 26
 
We're glad to see that the site has been so well recieved! Hey, 0 out of 5 ain't bad! It's ironic however that people think that we are "frat boys" trying too hard to be funny, when actually we are college burnouts trying too hard to be funny. Out of the 100 or so faces you see on our website, only 1 is in a fraternity (not Chizad or Lappy), and if you read correctly, we made fun of him for it. We make reference to our blatant hatred of Phish (as well as other hippie jam band shit), which is something you'll certainly never hear from a frat boy. Then again, we must take into account where our critique is coming from. And the answer is, Internet message board geeks. To them, anyone who doesn't spend 90% of their day in chatrooms playing Dragon Ball Z role-playing games must be in a fraternity.
 
 
BloodyBowelsThu Jun 26
 
your right your not in a frat so I guess that means that the horrible content and lame reaches for comedy were actually good You Rule!! Maybe you could come admin this site?? Please!!11
 
 
sinapseThu Jun 26
 
Umm yeah -- to our esteemed idiot duo: you've missed your true calling in life by passing up that chance to be a guillotine tester. You should really look into that.
 
 


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