My Messed Up Life
'It all started when Tom and I were having a good time messing around on a summer afternoon. It was really hot so we decided to go inside to cool off.' What happens next?A) ghey sexB) ghey sexC) A & BD) Murder

by JohnLenin 1798 Reads
on Wed Nov 09 2005 Add to your ClipSwarm
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SexNinjaWed Nov 09
 
'Oh, blast! I've destroyed my good friend's head. Hopefully some of this odd-smelling liquid in daddy's special cabinet will make me forget my troubles!'
 
 
vasudevaWed Nov 09
 


That is NOT blood.

This story is bullshit.
 
 
casmharWed Nov 09
 
He also still has the back of his head, That should be spattered all over the room.

Bullshit agreed, it is a play.

 
 
sahlgoodeWed Nov 09
 
....and more ghey sex in prison!
 
 
casmharWed Nov 09
 
^ err whut?
 
 
SillyRabbitWed Nov 09
 
Don't get me started on this bullshit propaganda.
If you own weapons be responsible.
Store them properly, maybe even teach your little fuckers not to fuck with them. Better yet how to fuck with them safely.
 
 
government_death_robotWed Nov 09
 
Silly rabbit.
 
 
wolferThu Nov 10
 
I think the little nard did it for some kind of anti gun dealio.
 
 
wolferThu Nov 10
 
check the prisoners page..that shit is funny
 
 
freakmachineThu Nov 10
 
Of course its a play, they say so at the top of the page. The problem here is that it is a stupid play written by future fearful fags.
 
 
vasudevaThu Nov 10
 
JUKE'D
 
 
sunny77Thu Nov 10
 
My thoughts are as follows...
Why is this shit on a kid's website?
Why is he making a bigger deal out of life in prison than the fact that he 'killed' (ass raped) his best bed friend?
And of all things, why did those cheapos use ketchup, when a trip to the butchers would've gotten the job done? At least it wouldve been more realistic...well it still wouldn't have been believable, but i guess retards and children are easily decieved....
 
 
mundhraThu Nov 10
 
I am doing hard time because guns were left unattended by my parents and we played with them.
 
 
DumbskullThu Nov 10
 
I really wanted to see some gay sexxx stuff.
 
 
uartThu Nov 10
 
KETCHUP FACIAL!!
 
 


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