My thoughts are as follows...
Why is this shit on a kid's website?
Why is he making a bigger deal out of life in prison than the fact that he 'killed' (ass raped) his best bed friend?
And of all things, why did those cheapos use ketchup, when a trip to the butchers would've gotten the job done? At least it wouldve been more realistic...well it still wouldn't have been believable, but i guess retards and children are easily decieved....