Yes indeed Shitbox, and communist aliens are using telepathy to control the United Nations (and the shape of EU bananas) because they too are in league with Greenpeace in their aim to create a world government.
It's a sad day when people *still* don't realise climate change is a reality, a factual reality, not a theory. The only room for doubt is on the issue of how fucked we really are, which generally ranges from fucked to completely fucked.
And it wasn't Greenpeace's fault anyway.