man, it's a shame we americans are still years behind in our sweatshop operations.
some of the list was cool, some of it not.
anti-theft slipcovers? try eating in a place other than the ghetto, loser. if crime is so bad in the restaurants, it must be a fuckin warzone outside. welcome to life, keep an eye on your shit unless you want to lose it.
free hemming? who the fuck hems anymore. what is this, 18th century england?
transit debit cards? get a car hippie, or move somewhere worth living you fuking lemming. nothing like having one easy to use pass to secure me a seat in the freshest bum-vomit and/or meth addicts filth.
not to mention he compares everything to canada. thats half the problem right there. (total offense to canadians on the board. eh?)
