My Favorite Quotes
“Depression is just anger without enthusiasm. It’s an empty beer bottle with no one worth throwing it at.”
“I once got so drunk I woke up in a tree. Which wasn’t so bad, except the tree was in a different state than I started in. I call that being ‘Cross-Country Tree-Climbin’ Drunk.’”
'Alcohol is necessary so that a man can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed by the facts.”
“You have anything lighter than Coors Light? I have to drive home tonight.”
“Every morning I have to a make a decision—smokes or drinks. Cigs or forties. I tell you, alcohol is saving me from lung cancer.”
