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This is my Zoey.. she's a year and a half and has 'thumbs' lol.
Christine Vecchio, Legal Assistant


Lol? FUKING LOL?!? SHUT THE FUCK UP, FUKING STUPID CHRISTINE YOU WENCHING ROTTEN CUNT. FUCK!
 
 
nocalWed Oct 19
 
Vas, you definitely just ripped apart a chubby 'legal assistant' (read: secretary for a lawyer) who wears pantsuits and eats pints of haagen-dazs with her 5-toed cat. That's fucked up.
 
 
CrackalackinWed Oct 19
 
First, an opposable thumb.

Then, they hunt you as prey.

Finally, you become their delicacy.
 
 
vasudevaWed Oct 19
 


THIS JUST IN





SHE WAS ONCE A MAN

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING
 
 
SexNinjaWed Oct 19
 
LAL.

I bet her surgically-scooped vagina smells like cat mouth.
 
 
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We had a couple of orange polys, Mungo & Giawa (named for a puffball mushroom that causes auditory hallucinations). They each had two thumbs, and Giawa used to pick up the phone when it rang. We would come home, and it would be off the hook. Our friends would tell us that they heard the cat knock the phone over, then sniff, & start licking the phone.
 
 


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