Burning too many moose carcasses :D

'David Suzuki Foundation'!!1
^this dude has been pursuing his own agenda for years and years, and the results are pretty obvious when compared with teeny eurocountries.

'29th in per capita water consumption'
^We have 30 million people living in the 2nd largest country in the world, we also have morre fuking water than we could possibly use, who fuking cares if we waste water.

Fuck David Suzuki

HAHA !
Turkey placed 1st
Mexico placed 13th (I'll have to remember just how clean it is when I'm shitting my intestines out after placing native ice cubes in my drink).

This dude is a cheeto

'29th in per capita water consumption'
^We have 30 million people

Per capita.

'who fuking cares if we waste water.'

The rest of the world? I get what you're saying...but waste is waste.

We know how bad we are up here, but consider this - we live nexxt door toa country whho will not sign KYOTO, recognize world bodies m almost anything,, even after signing agreements.. see NAFTA and softwood lunber, for instance.
Or not paying Billions in UN dues/fees for years, yet blithely staying on as a 'member to veto resoutions, etc! Largsst example of hypocrisy I've ever seen.

THE US Trades more in goods with Canada than anybody else - and vice versa!

_We_ want to compete with the US, we have follow the same crappy environmental policy, It is sshameful, I don't like it, and I wish we could afford to go it alone on environmental controls

Still, I am glad to see we are rstarting two atamic energy plants - the CANDU system, unlike US and otehrs, does not produce amterial usable in bombs, at least.
I havve concluded we have to rely on atomc for now to ensure an eenergy dupply, esp for winters, and it willl let us direct more coal and oil from electricity to other uses, without using much more of them over the coming years.

Bet yes, it is terrible, the population nor the government, in fact, do not like it. The government has slong asked the US to change so that we can, and many of the Great Lake states are in agreement.

Dan in TOronto

Dan, use a spell checker. I too feel defensive after gork laughed at us. That's a natural response after being mocked by a mere American, but posting 10 typos in a comment as short as yours is detrimental to our superior reputation.

As for gork, And you canadiens thought you were so much 'better' than us americans. I suppose you think that Americans are 'better' than Canadians?

Dan has a medical problem that inhibits his typing, I believe.

As far as I am concerned, faggots like Dan and cockroach are what's wrong with Canada

Go on, lambast me.

I say you send them to Mexico much in the same way Castro sent his uppity folk to LINKSWARM. At least we got Scarface outta the deal. Mexico needs sumthin other than the promise of Montezuma's Revenge.

It takes a shiteload of teh waterz to feed the plants de mary jane needs to grow and ripen into the nugz that the US buy by the shitload.

Thankyou,SexNinjaMcDeath - I take tons of mediciness each daay, plus have a lot of medical conditions... Oxycontin and tylenol #3 for pain, Triazie, has both highbbolld pressure and edema medicein in it, effexor is in Prozac range, Atavin is milder trank, altace is for taachycardia - fast heartbeat. ADVAIR and budesonide aare for asthma and strong alllergies to common dust, mould etc tha tcan worsen breathing. Ventoli is for attacks of asthma tha tproduce heavy wheezing - and heavy hand remors.

I have been online since 1983 with a 300 baud. I type a LOT ofmessages each day,a nd since I enjoy writing, they tend to be longer than normal It takes a minute or two to check each messazage, manually or spell-checking. at a possible 30 a day, that is an HOUR of my time wasted checking spelliiing. Nost of the errorscan be easily decoded by an intelligent, litereate _ person!_ G

I have a SIG for email and newsgroups:

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My health causes typos - reversed, dropped, doubled letters. Medicine
& hand tremors are the cause. Not my English. Spell-checking would take
an hour a day which is not acceptable to me. If this offends you, or is
hard to read, please avoid my messages, or 'killfile' me. Thanks - Dan
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BTW, I do not feel defensive at alll, just want to explain to the Americans points of view theey will not often ssee covered in their media! OTOH, 90% of Canaadians live within 100 miles of US border, and so get tonss of US channels on cable TV - the best/worst of both worlds.....

The pooition of Canada vis a vis the US is reminesccent of this Woody Allen bon mot: 'And the lion shall lie down with the lamb - but the lamb won't get much sleep'!

I feel extremely sorryu for our US froends, as they are in great difficulties economically, with a huge rade debt to CHina, and CHina and Jappan having bought a huge amout of bondss, then their are the unexpecteed coszts of multiple disasters, stating with 911 through all the hurricaines, and the several hundred bullion thrown away in Iraq - and rice now envisions 10+ more years of participation there?!!! Meanwhuke, as scandals sink the good ship 'White HOuse', the plan to save money is to cut MEdicaid, Seniorss drug plans, etc. Ah, the generoisuty and empathy of th eright-wing. Bush tells Bono today he wants to help poor peoplee - and keeps a straight face as they suspendedd minimum wage for workers in the areaa hit by the latest hurricaines? $00,000 jobs lost many permanently, the problem of illegal immigration, and eh constant threat of even worse errorist damage with a dirty bomb or chemicals...

I sincelerely care. I live on 8,000 ccanadian a year in the most violent housing project in canada, yet I did send 40$ for Hurricaine RIta. The equivalent amount for the righ buggers would be...'

Wouldn't you love to see a reporter publicly corner Bush and ask how much of HIS OWN MONEY he gave to the rRed Cross or such? THe Bush family is first or second richest in America, after all... ASk ALL of the politicians and bigh business leadersz, who have oncreased the ration of pay for exectuviesx over passt decaades from about 10 to 1, to about 400 to 1 now - and they still want more, and they want to cut out medical care support, and wages, etc. In fact, they are taking the jobs to foreign companies where possible, selling the country bit by bit.
IF some countries rebel and get a real democracy and or a socialist government,a nd _nationalize_ the plants down there, tough luck.

Okay, I will stop here. Ut us 5P39 AM, ahve not selpt tonight, seldom sleep, and usually 15 - 45 min THings are really bad for me right now, so some uninformed kid is notlikely to bother me ANd I wish that beofer poeple Criticizs my spelling, they would consider the possibilitues, and ASK first. ASSuME I can't tyope if you wish, s ome have really flamed me, which is why I came up with the sig. It is nice to be young and healthy - I was that way when I trained as a jet pilot in 1966!

Crap, CUT

Dan in Toronto, blogging off!

Dang, Dan, like You more every time. I have only had a chronic injury for five years, and my life is so fucked up by it! My father-in-law, Gerald B. Connor, was in Viet Nam from 1965-66 and in the USAF as a spotter pilot, like in that Gene Hackman film BAT-21, just a bike with wings, and a handgun for protection. He was shot down twice, brought back from behind lines under duress one of them (we still have the Viet Cong flag with bullet holes & blood on it), then came home safe. Eight months later, he was Base Commander at Indian Springs, and out training another pilot in technique, when the mountain slapped them out of the sky.

Unless you flew for like, Air Canada, in which case, Why did you Not Pass the Stewerdesses?

cockmonkey:'mere American'

Dude, I am so fed up at canuck snobs, there is a reason for gork's comment.

Most Canadian commentary regarding the US can be summed up as one giant 'tsk tsk' and a toetap, it sucks.

I don't expect you to see this though, and have sullied myself by mixing with yr caste, so carry on faggnuts.

First off, to Dan: Sorry to hear your typos are drug induced, I certainly can understand your posts, I mostly wanted to beat those saucy Americans to the advice. Thanks for explaining.

LK: I asked you to lambast me and all you came up with was canuck snob? Let me get this strait. According to you, I am a faggot, a faggnuts and a cockmonkey because I am a snob and by extension, that is what is wrong with Canada. Well, if that�s all that�s wrong with Canada, Canadians have a right to be cocky. You DID read Dan�s (hardly exhaustive) litany of issues Americans have, right? Thanks for helping me make my point, my little puppet; despite Canada�s role in the pollution problems of this century we are still in a position to criticize our neighbor. Not doing so would be a disservice to us, them, and the rest of the world. I don�t expect you to see this though, busy as you are soiling yourself over a tongue-in-cheek retort to an unfriendly jab.

BTW, not all Americans are �mere�, only the ones like gork that post antagonistic anti-Canadian headers, and the Alphas that approve those headers, American or otherwise.

Like I said, I didn't expect you to see it, and yr rhetoric was as predictable as ever.

VIKING TIP
I wouldn't fuck what Dan In Toronto says with your dick.

and

Who played who?


*penispic*

cockroach: According to you, I am a faggot, a faggnuts and a cockmonkey

Stop the presses, already lolling.

'A faggnuts.'



Well, if that�s all that�s wrong with Canada, Canadians have a right to be cocky.

Not to be a dick, but... cocky? I have no problem with Canada or Canadians, but I'm not sure what you'd have to be cocky about apart from your quiet, peaceful lives -- which is something to envy, but hardly makes you guys ninjas on the world circuit.



despite Canada�s role in the pollution problems of this century we are still in a position to criticize our neighbor. Not doing so would be a disservice to us, them, and the rest of the world.

Wait, so you DO see the value in critical speech, but you also say this?

BTW, not all Americans are �mere�, only the ones like gork that post antagonistic anti-Canadian headers, and the Alphas that approve those headers, American or otherwise.

If the Alphas are to blame for allowing the rest of us to see this link, then you're just as much to blame, by commenting on it and making it read-worthy. (Hint: neither are true. You violate the tenets of your own hot air. Match point, broken Canadian. Send poutine.)

LK, yer lucky vas showed up in time to obfuscate the difference between articles and bligerent headers, then claim match point before anyone else has responded, on the board he administrates.
I was about to embarass you further by dissecting what you expected I wouldn't see, and then what you in fact don't see.
Since I have better things to do with my weekend that humiliate you both I'll let vas have his empty victory.

*oops, that's: ...then humiliate you both , not ... that humiliate you both.

My other things have nothing to do with you.

Administration power or lack has nothing to do with anything here. I'm getting sick of people using it in arguments. Unless the person has been deleting comments or otherwise using the power to get ahead in an argument, shut the fuck up about it.

Dude, if you think you can pull apart my opinion and examine it's gooey mess under yr asslamp, then go ahead. You are a more formidable idiot than I ever imagined.

'Since I have better things to do with my weekend than humiliate you both I'll let vas have his empty victory'

1) I doubt you have better things to do.
2) I'm sure Vas appreciates it.

cockroach: LK, yer lucky vas showed up in time to obfuscate the difference between articles and bligerent headers, then claim match point before anyone else has responded, on the board he administrates. I was about to embarass you further by dissecting what you expected I wouldn't see, and then what you in fact don't see.
Since I have better things to do with my weekend that humiliate you both I'll let vas have his empty victory.

I still don't know what the fuk you're talking about with this 'belligerent headers' deal. I'm guessing you're saying header but mean link. Why, I cannot imagine.

If you think my saying 'match point, send poutine' is somehow seriously meant to trample all over your little feelings, then you're welcome to it. Also, if you think you're at all capable of humiliating anyone, then I must solemnly lol anew.

No wonder Kahuna has a special place for you in his heart.



Sexninja: Administration power or lack has nothing to do with anything here. I'm getting sick of people using it in arguments. Unless the person has been deleting comments or otherwise using the power to get ahead in an argument, shut the fuck up about it.

I'll second that. It's almost like people think I shouldn't be commenting to my own site. It's getting old.



Kahuna: 2) I'm sure Vas appreciates it.

Completely. This empty victory against the Canadian gobshite has truly made my day worthwhile. Really!!!1!1

Based on these statistics - pollution issues are all about the use of modern technology and energy consumption, not based on a border and can be applied globally


And cockroach, as far as comments irritating you maybe this will help

'I was about to embarass you further by dissecting what you expected I wouldn't see, and then what you in fact don't see.'

Learn how to use commas, fuker.

That�s a lot of bait to draw me back into this thread. Admit it, you guys like my spicy comments and would have been disappointed if I had nothing more to say. That�s love.
All hail the arrogant return of LORDCOCKROACH!

But first, I�d like to tell vas and Mr. McDeath that as the admin here vas should be more careful with his words. Declaring �match point� does sound like he is exploiting his position by claiming the role of score keeper and judge to make his first comment on this thread the last word. I offered him victory out of respect for his position and disgust for his tactic.

Returning to the fray but remaining on vas: Not to be a dick, but... cocky? I have no problem with Canada or Canadians, but I'm not sure what you'd have to be cocky about apart from your quiet, peaceful lives -- which is something to envy, but hardly makes you guys ninjas on the world circuit. Look at vas pounce on that straw man! vas, we all know there is more wrong with Canada than me and my big mouth. I only threw that out there to ridicule LK�s absurd assertion that �faggots like Dan and cockroach are what's wrong with Canada�. Anyway, you go vas.

Wait, so you DO see the value in critical speech� of course I do vas, if it�s constructive but �HAHA, Canada Pollutes A Lot, Too� and � And you canadiens thought you were so much �better� than us americans� is just grok trying to prop up a sagging ego by pointing at others failures. There might even be a point to it if the same report had not identified America as a worse polluter than Canada, confirming our right to criticize and turning grok into a fool. Insofar as �better� depends on our ranking in this study Canada is better. I will take the blame though for your confusion regarding headers, when I said header I meant headline, title, description, forgetting that to an admin the URL is the header.

If the Alphas are to blame for allowing the rest of us to see this link, then you're just as much to blame, by commenting on it and making it read-worthy. Its clear the alphas don�t apply much thought to what they approve or reject since this link that I submitted to the funny category was rejected, reason given: �DHNO funny?� � it�s called satire you know-nots.

LORDKAHUNA: Dude, I am so fed up at canuck snobs, there is a reason for gork's comment. Most Canadian commentary regarding the US can be summed up as one giant 'tsk tsk' and a toetap, it sucks. I don't expect you to see this though, and have sullied myself by mixing with yr caste, so carry on faggnuts.

What sucks is having so much to �tsk, tsk� about. There are reasons we �tsk tsk� and they came before we critsized anyone. You call me a snob then claim to be from a higher caste than I. Clearly, you are the snob here m�LORD so go be fed up with yourself. I stuck up for my country the same as anyone would when it falls under attack by hypocrites. You say I�m what�s wrong with Canada, while you show your love for my homeland like this:
Fuck Alberta, fuck British Columbia, and fuck the East Coast, fuck the North too, these fuckers want to become a province, yeah, like I'm supposed to put my tax dollars so you can keep drinking booze out of a garbage bag. Fuck you, Inuits. Fuck this whole damn country. I love Canada because I can watch curling in a bar at three in the morning.
I�ll tell you what I think is wrong with Canada. Gentlemen like John Diefenbaker who sell out Canada�s integrity for some personally strategic friendships south of the boarder. I think only other Canadians can judge which of us two is more like him.

mcgarpat: And cockroach, as far as comments irritating you perhaps you should direct that to those offended by a 'mere' comment.

phlebas: Learn how to use commas, fuker. I'm pretty sure theres a 'c' in fucker, fucker.

That�s a lot of bait to draw me back into this thread. Admit it, you guys like my spicy comments and would have been disappointed if I had nothing more to say. That�s love.
All hail the arrogant return of LORDCOCKROACH!

Yeah, I would have been. You're not a shithat most of the time.

But first, I�d like to tell vas and Mr. McDeath that as the admin here vas should be more careful with his words. Declaring �match point� does sound like he is exploiting his position by claiming the role of score keeper and judge to make his first comment on this thread the last word. I offered him victory out of respect for his position and disgust for his tactic.

...

Again, how does administration power come into this in any way? Has he used that power to win an argument? Unless you're a wimp with a persecution complex, the answer is very clearly no. If you're a fucking wimp who cowers when an authority figure asserts that by virtue of their superior argument they have won, then yeah, I guess I can see how you'd attempt to keep your chin up by whining about power he has (that, again, he hasn't used...) Whatever. I see this bullshit on other sites and it seems to me to merely be a cop-out by losers.

OOO CAREFUL VAS DON'T USE YOUR WORDS YOU MIGHT OBTAIN AN UNFAIR ADVANTAGE BECAUSE THEY MIGHT MAKE SENSE YOU KNOW. OMG.

I heraby declare myself awesome and therefore you shall all cower before me!

Unworthy faggots!

Nothing like a bullshit baby tear debate to entertain me periodically through the weekend.

cockroach: That�s a lot of bait to draw me back into this thread. Admit it, you guys like my spicy comments and would have been disappointed if I had nothing more to say. That�s love.

To be honest, I only jumped in cause Kahuna's mentioned you were a fuckhat in the past, and I've never noticed until now cause you were saying what I thought was some silly shit about Canada. I'm not even purposefully checking this thread to see if there are updates.



But first, I�d like to tell vas and Mr. McDeath that as the admin here vas should be more careful with his words. Declaring �match point� does sound like he is exploiting his position by claiming the role of score keeper and judge to make his first comment on this thread the last word. I offered him victory out of respect for his position and disgust for his tactic.

You either took it for a joke, or didn't. Either way, I'm not accountable for your perceptions. There are many things worth taking seriously, but your flaily umbrage at this link isn't one of them for me.

As for your suggestion I be more careful with my words, please go fuck yourself ASAP.



Returning to the fray but remaining on vas: Not to be a dick, but... cocky? I have no problem with Canada or Canadians, but I'm not sure what you'd have to be cocky about apart from your quiet, peaceful lives -- which is something to envy, but hardly makes you guys ninjas on the world circuit. Look at vas pounce on that straw man! vas, we all know there is more wrong with Canada than me and my big mouth. I only threw that out there to ridicule LK�s absurd assertion that �faggots like Dan and cockroach are what's wrong with Canada�. Anyway, you go vas.

Uh-huh.



Wait, so you DO see the value in critical speech� of course I do vas, if it�s constructive but �HAHA, Canada Pollutes A Lot, Too� and � And you canadiens thought you were so much �better� than us americans� is just grok trying to prop up a sagging ego by pointing at others failures.

I agree with you there's an ego here in need of a good warm hug, but I bet we differ on whose it is.



I will take the blame though for your confusion regarding headers, when I said header I meant headline, title, description, forgetting that to an admin the URL is the header.

Not even in that context do I know what a 'header' is. The only thing that I've heard people call a header is the site logo or the top portion of a dynamically-created page, and I don't call it that. (I point this out only because historically our mutual record of seeing eye-to-eye is so overwhelmingly awesome.)



If the Alphas are to blame for allowing the rest of us to see this link, then you're just as much to blame, by commenting on it and making it read-worthy. Its clear the alphas don�t apply much thought to what they approve or reject since this link that I submitted to the funny category was rejected, reason given: �DHNO funny?� � it�s called satire you know-nots.

Oh, I think they know satire. What I think they didn't know is why you're submitting a joke site that was clever the first time someone chain-emailed it in like 1997. I'll agree that the Alpha Queue is by no means ideal, but your shit link getting rejected doesn't strike me as proof.

P.S. MATCH POINT, LOL!!!

P.P.S. EAGLE TEAR

My mom says yer a pig.

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