Yeah, this bed is sooo sweet....sweet like the smell of sulfuric acid eating your tesicles off, cause this bed will only impress canadian/french women.

You call that a 'PIMP' bed. Granted the led lights are a good idea and it is the way to go to pimp out your bed, but that bed looks like my great grandma's breasts. New at one time but old, sagging and shriveled up now. You first need to invest in a decent shag pad and a nice looking bed before you can say you have a pimped bed.

'Thir, your bed is dethidedly non-pimp. I can count at the very least no leth than forty-two itemth which render your bed uthleth to the pimp community. I heretofore demand that in the future you theath such outrages!'