Idiot.

SRSLY

Sad. I know I wouldn't buy everyone big-screen teevees. Stereos, yes. Maybe a boat, a cruise, one o'them newfangled ipods, a self-cleaning waffle iron, a subscription to 'paint weekly,' a new monza, a winnegago, hell a herd a' winnebago's, we're givin' 'em away, a las vegas wedding, a mexican divorce, a solid gold kama sutra coffee pot or a baby's arm holding an applie.

but i'd still have some left...

Consider yrself warned

I had no idea rotten.com had such smart text.

the whole rotten library is rad and wicked smart. Check the 'what's new' section; it's all pretty well researched and interesting.

Vas, if I'm not mistaken, there have been posts in the past that came straight from the rotten library.

I haven't personally read all 23,766 links.

That's like telling me there is no Santa.

What kind of operation is this!?

here's a hint

The Powerball is currently at 205 million I think I could live rather frugally on that amount.

What about the dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams?

No doubt his 'friends' forgot about him shortly after.