slug fucking makes my peepee tingle

Hurray for teh slugz

banana slugs ain't shit but ho's and tricks

i miss Humboldt County and banana slugs, they leave a sentient, multi-coloured trail of slime.

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Back home in CA, we got these fucks in the redwood forests. They climb to the tops of redwoods (takes weeks) and when they run out of room at the top, rather than climb down they bungie jump using mucous rope. Plus if you lick one it makes your mouth numb.

Sounds totally worth it!

i wonder what one of those banana slugs would feel like entering one's rectum?

i wonder what one of those banana slugs would feel like entering one's rectum?

Dood your sick.

'After what should have been a fairly normal mating encounter, one slug crawled away and left this slug with its penis erect. It was unable to retract its penis back into its body. After many hours, this slug started to gnaw on its own penis! After a while, it succeeded in completely removing its penis and slurping it down. It then went on to eat and act very normal.'

I ain't in favor of that.

Lick me

Move the Dunnage & Rope