I wanna be a Western Canadian. Except during winter.

CANADA FITE !!

FUCK KLIEN RIGHT IN THE ASS
siriously Fuking Ontario has carried that province full of fuking cousinfukers for 100 years, all we ever get is disdain and a rash of fuking 'Toronto thinks it is the center of the Universe' jokes.

This is a pitiful, just buying support for the government.

Enjoy it while you can you flatlanders.

^ Thanks LK I will
Seriously, I know where you're coming from, cause after 18 years living here, I still can't get my head around these rednecks.
Originally from that place where your girlfriend asks you to kiss her
You know....where it stinks!


Hamilton!

Canada only has two provinces, Ontario and Quebec. What the fuck has Alberta ever done. Look, Alberta is 60% Ontarians who went out there for the fucking oil. You talk to your average Albertan and he says, yeah, I'm going home for the holidays to visit my family in Toronto! It's bullshit! Meanwhile you have these faggoty British Columbians, wanting to spend Ontario tax dollars to keep their fucking forests. And Westerners who want to separate from Canada? Fuck 'em. I don't give a shit. Ontario and Quebec are the only two provinces worth anything. Fuck Alberta, fuck British Columbia, and fuck the East Coast, , fuck the North too, these fuckers want to become a province, yeah, like I'm supposed to put my tax dollars so you can keep drinking booze out of a garbage bag. Fuck you, Inuits. Fuck this whole damn country. I love Canada because I can watch curling in a bar at three in the morning.

ghostie: did you ever receive a PFD? seams the same to me

i never applied for it, believe it or not. i was idealistic to the point of idiocy. i sure would now tho, and yes, it seems very similiar.


btw, i hear it's rather small this year. my brother and sister will be disappointed.

845$ extra....I'll take it!

Good thing this story didn't touch any raw nerves.

Free? From a government? Look for the strings.

Curling looks like the funest drinking game ever.

second funest

the first is one i made up called Lonely Monkey

LK, on behalf of REAL Albertans. FUCK YOU, YA FAT FUCK! Alberta is the best province. It may be full of rednecks but we're the only province to eliminate their debt, WHILE carrying the rest of Canada with billions in equalization payments I might add. Now Shut the fuck up and let that other fat fuck Klien, cut me my check.

Might I refer you to the song 'Ontairo Sucks' by Arrogant Worms. Downlaod it and love it.

Canada, leading the world in being north of the US!

FUCK FRANCE...therefore, fuck PARTS of Canada(only the tight moist parts).
And Neo Trojan, who tha canuck fuck do you think you are? LK will eat you, and then use the resulting Feces to fertilize the flowers on your dead mothers grave.

Now I'm not going to refuse the injection of cash into my bank account, but I honestly believe the money could have been put to better use.
Homelessness & poverty run rampant in this country, and throughout the world. Their are so many fucking well to do's in Alberta, that $400 ain't gonna mean nothing to them.
Yeah, it's a political move without a doubt. Nobody's going to let their conscience stop them from taking the money, and (yes, in time for Christmas) making themselves look good by buying extra gifts, or party supplies. Few will take it, or a portion of it and donate. (after all spending it helps the economy of the me)

Yeah LK, there are a large percentage of Ex-patriot Ontarians here, and yeah it was dirty oil money that brought them here, but they found jobs. It's the nature of the beast to want to provide for your family, and during the 'Boom' of the late 70's, and early 80's, jobs were hard to come by in Ontario. I was there, and wittnessed it first hand. Since the move, I haven't been out of work, or a paycheck. I feel kind of good about that.

I hope you don't begrudge me a trip once a year to visit my brothers, sisters, and mother.

Yes, Neo_Trojan, billions are paid in equilization payments, but that's the law of the land. I don't see any sense in rubbing it anyones face's. It just make sense to take care of one another. Alberta wasn't always as prosperous as they are today.

Dumbskull: We prefer to say, we're the #1 country on top of the U.S. ; )

If you're wondering if I've made plans for my cheque. $400.=1/3 payment of my Oilers seasons tickets.

I loved British Colombia, and have gone for fossils in Alberta. But fuck the white, dead interior. I almost lost toes in Whitehorse (Yukon), and Calgary was a cowboy fag fest. The women all looked like lumberjacks. They would take off their huge coats, and still be huge underneath.

Alaska used to give money back to all its residents back in the days when you could still go homestead up there in the 70's. The Oil Pipeline had just opened, and the State still liked its people.

Clueless Jackass>LK, on behalf of REAL Albertans. FUCK YOU, YA FAT FUCK!

WHOA BOY! Fat jokes about a fat dude, wow, yr barbs of hate worm their way through my layers of pudge and nestle against my labouring fat little heart. *tears*

Clueless Jackass> Alberta is the best province.

I’m glad all seventeen of you think so. You can also boast one of the lowest minimum wage rates in Canada, GO CUZINFUKERS!

Clueless Jackass>It may be full of rednecks but we're the only province to eliminate their debt.

True, but it was your proportional amount of the debt that was paid. And it really wasn’t a big deal (unless you are an Albertan) it’s not like you had to pay a lot in overhead to maintain your infrastructure.
Get this into you Jackass:
Ontario – 38% of Canada’s population
Alberta – 9% of Canada’s population

Clueless Jackass> WHILE carrying the rest of Canada with billions in equalization payments I might add.

*glee* HOOBOY, am I ever glad you added. There are two problems with this. First, equalization is federally funded; so all provinces pay into the program. Second, all provinces benefit from federal transfer payments. While Alberta has not received equalization since 1964, federal transfer payments will make up 13 percent of its provincial revenues in the 2004-05 fiscal year. So don’t worry, when your sister is about to deliver your child there will be hard earned tax money available for the tail removal.
Fact: Ontario is the only province to never receive an equalization payment.
Fact: Alberta benefited from the fact that, while its oil industry was becoming established, the province was able to continue collecting equalization. The Alberta oil boom began in the 1950s; natural resources weren’t included in the calculations of a province’s fiscal capacity until 1964.

Clueless Jackass>Now Shut the fuck up and let that other fat fuck Kline, cut me my check.

History tends to repeat itself, especially in Alberta, when the last oil and gas bubble burst loudmouth Alberta rednecks crawled back into their collective shit holes and stopped parading around in their big pants telling the rest of Canada which fucking end was up. Oil will only be your friend for so long.

And when the oil isn't there for you any more, you'll always have Linkswarm.com.

:D

hmmm, yeah, GO CANADA!!! w00t!!! GRAVY ON THE MOTHERFUCKIN' FRENCH FRIES... WHAT NOW BITCH!

Right. Canadian politics are cute, can we talk about a real country now?

Care to expand on that game Ghost ?

I take every insulting thing I posted back. I got what I wanted out of LK with his last post. I really hit a nerve. :D

Eww, poorly done. Backing out of an argument like that is tantamount to wearing pigtails and having the budding breasts of an 8-year-old girl.

Unless that was the intended effect, in which case, lal.

Alaska still does give money back to it's residents, BG

LK says: Fuck Alberta, fuck British Columbia, and fuck the East Coast, , fuck the North too

Fuck man! How dare you disrespect Prince Edward Island and her sweet, sweet potatoes like that? Were talking Yellow Fleshed here you cretin. What De Fuck is wrong with you and your overzealous brother bashing? You sound no better than those trifling rednecks whining about the egos of their betters.
You'd better strike the East Coast from your otherwise accurate diatribe right now or I'll start a petition to suspend your seal bashin' license until HALF way through the season!

As for nouveaux riches Neo; 1. Alberta is the best province if by 'best' you mean most like a box of sandy cereal. 2. If you want to 'hit a nerve' on LK, try mocking his beaver teef.