DUDE!!!
You have redeemed yourself to me, cmon hop on the couch I'll let you hold the clicker.
*tearsofjoy*

Fuk, I have been reading this for an hour and can't stop laughing, CAPITOL!!

s/laughing/masturbating bitterly

Say, ain't they usin' the same php software as vas?
>shudder<

Theirs has cute fuzzy hair and role playing faglots in tow

Ours are bald

Tha real funny thing about this site is these fucks are serious....DEAD serious.
So bizzare.

''m purely curious, what is the oddest thing that you've used for masturbation, other than your fingers.

I'll name off two for myself.

1st:
When I was around the age of 10, I couldn't find anything laying about my room to 'play' with, nor anything else about the house so I used a couple chess pieces. Embarassed

2nd:
A few years after that I was in the shower, once again the need to find something to 'play' with hit me and didn't find much anything of use, so I used a shampoo bottle. ( Medium sized,a couple inches or more in diameter.) That one actually worked out very well. Smile'

1) Did the chess pieces go up your ass? If the answer is yes, say no.

2) How in the fuk did you ever get your penis inside the mouth of ANY shampoo bottle?

QUESTION NUMBER TWO!
THE QUESTION THAT ANSWERS ITSELF!!!11
^yay

Are you sure mhofkp is a dude?

That furry-furry.com board is shit and should be reported with all the underage kiddies and beastiality on that site. *pukes* It's just sick and they're all a bunch of sick fucks there!