More than most of 'em had, they were , you know- underpriviledged.

What would you do with it. Shit like this and some people's innate ability to work the system could be a real cash cow for them. Gotta suck starting over with nuttin.

I am now, officially, done giving a shit.

No more charitable donations,

No more lend a helping hand to a stanger in distress.

Now that they can just do a direct withdrawal from my charitable nature, I demand that they shut up and go away.

AW FUK!!! I CAN'T LEAVE THIS ALONE!!!

''The concept is to get them some cash in hand which allows them, empowers them, to make their own decisions about what do they need to have to start rebuilding,' Brown said.'

This is a grand fuking plan--GRAND I SAY!!!!! After these asshoels have bought a bag of weed, a case of MD20-20, a wide screen plasma TV stolen (I mean 'found') at Wal-Mart, and thrown a 3 day kegger -- after all that, when their debit card says 'insufficient funds' when they want to feed their fuking pie holes, can I then say 'Sorry about your *luck* ... fuk off and die!!!!'?

My bet is that I won't. It will be considered bad form, heartless, politically incorrect. My bet is that I'll be either asked to once again lend a hand, or once again these fukers will just be given an entitlement to my wallet.

Its like Five Dollar Doug, an ancient Fable from My Youthful Exploits

For a long time, this guy would come over to bum a hooter here, a bud there, until finally I just went ahead and fronted him a bag. I knew that he wouldn't pay me, and sure enough, next time he came over, he only had 8 out of the 15 bucks he owed me.

'let me have another bag' he said, 'and I'll make back the money to pay you back for both'.

'Nope' said I, 'First you must pay me for the last one'.

He came over about four more times, each time with a different ploy, but I stood firm, wavering only to the point that I dropped the 7 bucks he owed me to 5 one day because he had a five in his hand. I told him if he paid me off, I would be perfectly willing to sell him another bag for cash when he had more money. He didn't pay me, but insisted that I had made a deal that he only owed me five.

It was well worth five dollars to never see him again. The last i heard of him, he was in the newspaper getting tasered by the local cops as he fought them for his crack pipe while they busted him for sleeping in his storage unit.

This is why we're giving them $2000. When they come back, we will have their names, and we can say, 'Show us all the wonderful things you did with the first batch of money, so we may be inspired by your pure efforts and ethical heart.'

When they say that they had a keg party with an eightball, we can laugh and say, 'Go away, Doug. You owe me five bucks'.

^Well now you have 1,000x2k debit cards headed your way.^

Supply and demand...

'evacuees can get the debit cards by going to the agency's web site at http://www.fema.gov.'


LMMFAO... are they fucking serious? Hope the evacuees remembered to bring their laptops or PDA's.

Like they had laptops or PDAs.

They have computer set up for them to use.

Behold the sound of facetiousness flying over your head at record speed...

My wife works at one of the main Social Security Administration data operations centers, and she said that as soon as word of this broke yesterday, the incoming calls from peeps in the disaster areas quadrupled. People were calling in and saying shit like 'You owe me $2000. When am I getting it?!'

Alot of the victims are now in my state, and community.
Hmmm. Thousnds and thousands of keggers, with eightballs.
Capital idea Mr. Goat.

Senor Smoke; ' ^Well now you have 1,000x2k debit cards headed your way.^

Supply and demand... '


Not where I live, they just decided against letting Negros in the County

So, um... now everyone in the astrodome knows that everyone else in the astrodome has $2k in their pocket? yeah, this'll end well.

I smell heeb.

I guess profits went up at the local liquer store next to the astrodome and being in Texas gun sales are probably up too. better send in the swisher sweets and black & milds.

better send in the swisher sweets and black & milds.

well they can't have mine!