Parasites Brainwash Grasshoppers Into Death Dive
A parasitic worm that makes the grasshopper it invades jump into water and commit suicide

by casmhar 1391 Reads
on Thu Sep 01 2005 Add to your ClipSwarm
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CrackalackinThu Sep 01
 
Nice link, dude (pat on the shoulder). Thanks!
 
 
wolferThu Sep 01
 
Yea wont be long till they start fuckin up humans. very alien like.
 
 
WotakThu Sep 01
 
Humans are already fucked up.
 
 
BeachGoatThu Sep 01
 
Wolfer: 'Yea wont be long till they start fuckin up humans. very alien like.'


They call it the Mother-In-Law Worm. It comes attached to a beautiful flower, then burrows into your brain through your ear while you're mesmerised by the overwhelming lovliness of the carrier's eyes, eventually causing your own lower intenstine to leap out of your throat and strangle you to stop the incessant nagging.
 
 
dragonstaffThu Sep 01
 
^ YES!! I have one just like that.
 
 
casmharThu Sep 01
 
I waana feed one of these to a certain pain in my ass and see if it works on humans

he he
 
 
SillyRabbitThu Sep 01
 
Beachgoat never ceases to impress me with insightful commentary.
 
 


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