Here's a little taste of the good doctor's use of his recreational time, for those of you who aren't on the LS mailing list.
First, he gets a rejection notice from the Alpha Queue:
> Boobs On The Hood
> http://www.gagreport.com/bizarrenews_8-19-05_police_car_sex.htm
> Dutch couple arrested for having sex on hood of police car - while the cops were sitting in it
>
>
> REJECTION! This is probably not happening because your link was bad -- though it may have been terrible. It might also have been a duplicate. But it's probably happening because there isn't room on the front page for every decent link that comes in every day. To improve the overall quality of LinkSwarm, we have to move some links to a separate, rejection-flavored place. If you are an Alpha class swarmer, you can still see it, but the admins decided it was unfit for the general public.
>
> If this link WAS bad, or a duplicate, the reason will appear below.
>
> Stick your SPAMCOCK in your GAGHOLE, fuklips
To which he responds:
GO FUCK YOURSELF! ASSHOLE!
Lal. I respond with:
Haha. They taught you some awesome swears in doctor school.
And then the coup-de-grace; his response:
Hi ASSHOLE,
Too bad nobody taught you how to write English properly.
You can cancel my account immediately and go fuck yourself again.
The punchline is, this guy apparently is a doctor... one who takes his Internet very seriously.
