Clavis:

I spent some time going through a number of book, and poems, but nothing was actualy free that I could find.
Once you pressed the 'I agree' button, it instructed that you to choses 'World Pay' or 'PayPal'

Too bad. I could have passed the link on to a blind friend of mine.

Clavis obviously hates the blind, that ass.

sahl,

As usual, I don't have a fuking clue what you're talking about. The shit works just fine for me. Perhaps the learning curve for navigating the site is beyond your current ability. Sorry it didn't work out for you. While you work on that, I'll be listening to my fresh copy of Nietzche's 'Thus Spake Zarathustra'.

And yes, I DO hate sightnigers.

^One of my favourites.

'Give me, woman, thy little truth!' said I. And thus spake the old woman: 'Thou goest to women? Do not forget thy whip!'-- Thus spake Zarathustra.

^^ I got it......Thanks
As usual, I don't know what I was doing wrong the first few times.

Text to voice software, like Jaws, will read any text file that you may have on your machine, Including e-books.
The beauty of using the software is that you can change the voice that is reading it back to you, as well as the speed of the playback.

Once again thanks Clavis. I understand that I'm not your favourite swarmer, but hell there has got to be a lot worse than me that you've run into.

cbel freeware

You may be able to find a freeware version of text to voice software here. If you'd like, when I have more time, I'll swarm it up for you.

I'm really not all that bad.

You are wasting that self deprecating, prideless tone on Linkswarm instead of focusing it on your religious practices.