^ Yeah if they were selling fuckin chicken fries, whatever the hell that is, id listen to them. Theyre actually better than slipknot and theyre not even a real band.
fuk, i'm still pissed at all of #you for ripping off my whole bipeds-with-opposable-thumbs-and-big-brains idea and using it for all this tawdry crap. chicken fries indeed. you'll all pay for your insolence as soon as i'm done drawing up these 6 billion subpeonas.
As if Slipknot itself wasn't created to sell products, most of which aren't as cool as anything the noble chicken can provide with its body parts and plenty of styrofoam.
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