All you have to do is record your version of a whale noise and email it to us. On July 31st the winner will get a one year adoption package for a Humpback Whale, which also includes a live CD album of Whale sounds!
Shit! Who the fuck wants to adopt a whale for a year except maybe some Green Peace faggots. If I win a whale I want it dropped of in my front yard.
Then I'll just buy a keg, fire up the grill, break out the chainsaw and have an instant block party
I'm with you man. I don't want to be given a gift of a donation made in my name, or adopt a highway. If I win something I want to get something. If I sponsor one of those fly faced african kids they better be delivered to my door and be ready to work, and if I adopt a highway I should be able to drive as fast as I want on it.
When I was a kid, my grandmother "adopted a whale" "in my name." About twice a year, I'd get a commercial-quality picture of soem fuking whale with a three-liner on how it was doing, plus a few heartfelt pleas for more money. I felt pretty ripped off. Adopt a whale, indeed.
Ok, why the fuck wouldn't give you a life-time adoption? Its not like they could not just keep adopting out the same goddamn whale to every idiot who wanted one.
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