davef62Sun Aug 14
 
I got to have more electorials,,,, baby
 
 
JohnLeninSun Aug 14
 
If this is real then I already know who I'm voting for.
 
 
BeachGoatSun Aug 14
 
I voted for Crispen Glover in 2004.
 
 
ButtercupSun Aug 14
 
Like it makes a difference who you vote for ?
 
 
DumbskullSun Aug 14
   
 
sahlgoodeSun Aug 14
 
There have been worse elected to the office.
 
 
acheronSun Aug 14
 
We have no idea what his platform is besides that he *supports* the military, stem cell research and caimpaign finance reform. So we know nothing about him, basically.
 
 
LownotesSun Aug 14
 
I know he's the coolest human being alive.
 
 
JohnLeninSun Aug 14
 
^agreed.
 
 
hokashayhonaqutSun Aug 14
 
No mention of party affiliation, so he must be republican
 
 
AcidburnSun Aug 14
 
I only hope his acceptance speech compares to the speech in Pulp Fiction. '........Now he knew if the
gooks ever saw the watch it's be
confiscated. The way your Daddy
looked at it, that watch was your
birthright. And he'd be damned if
and slopeheads were gonna put their
greasy yella hands on his boy's
birthright. So he hid it in the
one place he knew he could hide
somethin'. His ass. Five long
years, he wore this watch up his
ass. Then when he died of
disentary, he gave me the watch. I
hid with uncomfortable hunk of
metal up my ass for two years.
Then, after seven years, I was sent
home to my family. And now, little
man, I give the watch to you.
'
 
 
casmharSun Aug 14
 
MOAR COWBELL!
 
 
AcidburnSun Aug 14
 
I only hope his acceptance speech compares to the speech in Pulp Fiction. '........Now he knew if the
gooks ever saw the watch it's be
confiscated. The way your Daddy
looked at it, that watch was your
birthright. And he'd be damned if
and slopeheads were gonna put their
greasy yella hands on his boy's
birthright. So he hid it in the
one place he knew he could hide
somethin'. His ass. Five long
years, he wore this watch up his
ass. Then when he died of
disentary, he gave me the watch. I
hid with uncomfortable hunk of
metal up my ass for two years.
Then, after seven years, I was sent
home to my family. And now, little
man, I give the watch to you.
'
 
 
AcidburnSun Aug 14
 
oh shit!
 
 
casmharSun Aug 14
 
MOAR COWBELL!
 
 
wolferSun Aug 14
 
huh
 
 
BeachGoatTue Aug 16
 
ButterFlop: 'Like it makes a difference who you vote for ?'


Yes , BlubberFlop, it makes a difference who each and every on of us votes for. I marched in the street so things like you could express your opinion, so put down your bong and vote, sweetie, and be an American. Vote for issues, change laws, vote against bad people if you can't find good ones to vote for, but by all means, VOTE! If you don't, you are worse than a terrorist, you are a burden to the rest of us that care about our country, so you can just get the fuck out. I 've spent a over half a century working my ass off to make sure kids like you have a place to be, so do your part or die.
 
 
sassTue Aug 16
 
The Walken for Pres. thing is a hoax.
 
 
SillyRabbitTue Aug 16
 
Well

shit


then.
 
 


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