Bender quotes:
--OK, but I don't want anyone thinking we're robosexuals.
--Oh no! Not the magnet!
--Bite my shiny, metal ass!
--Well I don't have anything else planned for today, let's get drunk!
--He's gay. Leela: How do you know? Bender: I have this thing called gaydar.
--Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!
--A woman like that you gotta romance first