'Location: Earth' Dog Tags
In case of alien abduction these dog tags may save your life.

by jwalker 1652 Reads
on Sun Aug 07 2005 Add to your ClipSwarm
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dragonstaffSun Aug 07
 
I approve of the money-back guarantee.
 
 
KrazEEyesSun Aug 07
 
Only $12.99?!! Is that the cost for returning safely back to earth from an alien abduction? They could so charge at least $1299.00 for this awesome invention! The man & woman waving is what sold me. Absolutely genius!
 
 
TagnutSun Aug 07
 
They are going cheap because on the back they say 'PLEASE ANAL PROBE ME!' in 12 different alien languages.
 
 
tigermilkSun Aug 07
 
Yeah, great, if you want dropped back off in the US! Screw that. Drop me on Fiji, thanks.
 
 
casmharSun Aug 07
 
You stop them taking you by throwing your pet rocks, ronco anything and chia crap at them.
 
 
DumbskullSun Aug 07
 
Why would I even want to return to this shithole planet, when I can be a goddess in other galaxies.

 
 
JohnLeninSun Aug 07
 
You could be a godess here if you tried harder.
 
 
LORDKAHUNASun Aug 07
 
OHSNAP
 
 
BeachGoatSun Aug 07
 



Damn! No return address. Throw it back!
 
 


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