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'The lady, she picked me up by the leg and grabbed my arm and she picked me up and she threw me and then whacked me with the mini golf thing and I got a big bump on my head'

AND NOW I GOTTA LIMP AND MY POO IS CURLY AND I CAN'T SLEEP AND EVERYTHING LOOKS LIKE IT HAS HAIR ON IT AND DADDY DRINKS AND YELLS AND I TASTE METAL!

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The women was probably tired of slow play and just wanted to play through. I don't care if its my own child, I will not tolerate slow play at my country club.
 
 
KrivitskyFri Aug 05
 
She was trying to get the kid out of the way of a golf ball? How bad could one be hurt by a ball on a putt putt course and isn't there a better way of getting the kid out of the way than knocking her upside the head with a golf club? sounds a bit fishy...
 
 


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