'Well, I'm almost twenty-two now and I find it hard—if not impossible—to have an orgasm by getting my cat to eat me out. I don't feel a thing with a regular vibrator because it's not as strong as my toothbrush. And now I can't come during intercourse with my fiancé—not that I ever did because his willy is just too small. Electric toothbrushes have totally ruined my life.''

Busht!

funny though, in a retarded weekly world news meets benny fuckin' hill kinda way.

parody site

And the finale:

' 'As the abuse continues, surface scar tissue forms to protect the delicate nerve endings of the vagina and clitoris which are irreparably damaged by the bristles of these new, high-speed brushes. Eventually, the ability to trigger an orgasm is entirely lost, not to mention the risks of infection, infertility and anal sex.'
'Anal sex?' we asked.
'Well...once they've fucked up their little pussies what else is left but the tradesman's entrance?''

I take it these chavs have never seen money?