khzFri May 30
 
my bedroom is a soup kitchen.
 
 
MOMADFri May 30
 
"Sperm tastes like sea water mixed with egg white."

Aw, man.... I didn't think it was so bad until I read that.

#40 is definitely one to live by. I've had to say more than once: "Don't thank me, it's not like I just provided you a service."

Sheesh.
 
 
hoboFri May 30
 
No Momad, He's thanking you for leaving.
 
 
ThatDamKidFri May 30
 
Pretty asinine, I know most girls don't really care about most of that crap. I think anyone who has the time to contemplate what should/shouldn't be done during sex obviously isn't getting any.
 
 
trousersnakeFri May 30
 
...And whoever said that good lovers are made, not born, obviously isn't a product of either one.
 
 
jaharazadFri May 30
 
I volunteered in a soup kitchen before. No one thanked me for anything.
 
 
MOMADFri May 30
 
If your face even remotely resembles your avatar, I'm surprised they even ate the soup. (*^_^*)
 
 
kHzFri May 30
 
it was eyeball soup.. momad.. christ..
 
 
warprojectSat May 31
 
Doesnt matter anyway. Women will never be happy, its genetic get off on her and then get off of her.
 
 
zeitgeistSat May 31
 
Since it's not on the list, I guess pulling a Dirty Sanchez is considered good bedroom ettiquette.
 
 


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