'We think a new generation of kids will love discovering Turtles,' said Warner Brothers president Jeff Robinov. 'We think they'll love the turtles so much that they'll rabbit hump the clouds over Wall St. and make it rain torrents of sweet dirty cash and that bitch will regret dumping me for the poolboy and I'll fill that pool with money and dip my ass in it and then FUKING BURN IT LIKE I DON'T FUKING CARE YOU WHORE WITH YOUR FILTHY GASH IF YOU EVER COME CRAWLING BACK I'LL DRIVE THE FUKING SHREDDERMOBILE THROUGH YOUR BROWNEYE LIKE I'M WALTER FUKING PAYTON ON SUPERBOWL SUNDAY BLARRRRGH YEAH YEAH! And that's why kids will love the turtles. ahem.'