he is a redneck fuckhead!

i read that in the paper today....i was wondering how and the fuck you gonna be ejected from your bronco, have it land on you, and still hold your beer? I dunno. I ran the scenario out in my head and came up with this. The kids climbed out(which the did) after the accident, and pops was squished with just enough time to say, 'son, this is it for me, hand me my bud'

“It’s not an unusual case,” said CHP Officer Joe Vega. People can “roll and go through a series of events and the objects remain in their hands.”