Shit...I thought it said 'Worst Analorgies EVAR' :(

'The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.'
He wrote it in excactly the way Douglas Adams did.

Anyway, I actually like them.

That was the best I've ever tasted in my life, today.
http://img327.imageshack.us/img327/32/marvinicon2sv.jpg

^ HAHAHA

Clavis: Shit...I thought it said 'Worst Analorgies EVAR' :(

That reminds me of this hilarious error made by a self-styled sex goddess who idolized that terribly stupid dancer chick in 'Showgirls.'

'Eating AnaLs.' Fuking idiot.

analogies? shouldn't this be like (haha) the ' worst similes and metaphors evar'?

'vasudiver: That reminds me of this hilarious error made by a self-styled sex goddess who idolized that terribly stupid dancer chick in 'Showgirls.'

if only I'd emailed you money when I had the chance, I might be able to enjoy this humorocity.

A summary, then. You've heard of Anais Nin, of course. Female writer of sexual things.

Remember JessicaHart? One of her tentacle accounts was 'LizzyDancer,' who submitted a link to some blog called Eating Anais. Sadly -- hilariously -- JessicaHart, who fancied herself a sex blogger, had apparently never heard of Anais Nin (who anyone should reasonably assume could be her goddamn literary hero and template) and thought the site was titled 'Eating AnaLs.'

Cause, you know. Porn. Anal.

FIVE STARS!

'Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.'

Simply awesome.

the words were strong like sparrow

That was OK like an average thing happening on any normal day.

Now that's pretty funney.

On two accounts even. One, the anals/anais thing and two, I get to laugh and I didn't have to email you any money :P