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| | | Vas is all famous and shit now. I bet he'll start dating a supermodel or some shit. Just don't become a scientologist. Don't do it.
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| | | I'm one of the people who kick themselves for missing BBP5. Damn Grandma and her damn Cancer! Nice Interview Vas
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| | | My grandmother was an Auschwitz Jew, and let me tell you. She says it was all candyland and shiny goodness. Espresso all day, all the fresh meat you could want, sex wether you wanted it or not. I'm sure the meat fucked with her, not having any fillings and all, and the daily sulfuric acid injections were a drawback, but she used to reminisce like it was a trip to the Bahamas. | | | |
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| | | I think Ghost is calling you a fairy.
Welcome to the cult of personality, Vas. As your link approval e-mails say, don't get too fucking excited. | | | |
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| | | elf, sprite or nymph come to mind, but i'd never call Vas a fairy | | | |
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| | | and i'm fukin talking wood nymph here, not those lame ass meadow ones. | | | |
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| | | 'Steel - I LOVE LAMP'
Nice. How's about.
Brick Tamland: (while coughing) Cough. Look over here.
(spoken)
Veronica Corningstone: Yes? What is it, Brick?
Brick Tamland: I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.
Veronica Corningstone: Excuse me?
Brick Tamland: [struggling] The... party. With the... with the pants. Party with pants?
Veronica Corningstone: Brick, are you saying that there's a party in your pants and that I'm invited?
Brick Tamland: That's it.
Veronica Corningstone: Did Brian tell you to say this, Brick?
Brick Tamland: Nnn..Yes. He did.
Veronica Corningstone: Okay. No. I don't want to go to a party in your pants.
Brick Tamland: Very well. Ian, would you like to go to a party in my pants?
Ian: No, Brick.
Brick Tamland: All right. Let's go.
(Runs off hear crashing noises)
Brick is awesome!!!
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| | | Vas: 'At my pad, it's morning from dawn until about 8PM. Espresso, breakfast, fuck, nap, movies, books, video games, Internets, nap, fuck, eat, all damn day. Then maybe later we go out. Or maybe not. We lead lives of spectacular indolence and hedonism. '
In light of these revelations, I'm going to try to talk my wife into putting the kid back where we found him and give the aforementioned another go. Nice interview.
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| | | Ghost: a [i]morning wood nymph[/i], no less!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 | | | |
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| | | nice interview d00d. Next year i'll make the bbp | | | |
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| | | I'll try to make it too, dog.
And I'm wearing a welders mask so you fukkers don't dent my face when you beat me down. | | | |
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| | | ........17..........wrong end Wo...ha ha ha......breath vs ass...go tits up,
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| | | I have to quote from the main page...
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I think over the weekend, she kept feeding me alcohol to get me nice and drunk. Once I was drunk and ready for bed, she must have watched me from the shadows of the room as I dreamt of nude woman hopping through my house with pogo-sticks. Once she knew I was safely behind the areolas of boob-land, she made her move and bent the living fuck out of my finger. I wake up, cry and complain and before you know it, I am cleaning the toilet and wearing tampons.
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Sorry Vaz, not your words but thats some fucking women logic right there :)
Oh, yeah - you're interview was good too | | | |
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| | | 22nd post. THiS iS TeH FuNZoRZ GiSSe. NeBoDY WaNNa HaX?? | | | |
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| | | Vasudeva, you little attention-whore devil! word up y0 | | | |
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| | | Interesting.
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| | | This is like sgt. feces processor interviewing his saucey upstairs dyke friend | | | |
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| | | Awww... I see you finally picked up the Fischer-Price MyFirstTroll kit! | | | |
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| | | I couldn't wait for this to turn ugly
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| | | It's not ugly. It's cute.
But ugly would be cool, too. UP THE IRONS.
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| | | I enjoyed the interview. Where does you money come from?? Does it fall from fukin sky?? | | | |
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... NAME STEILAR!!1 | | | |
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| | | Good job sir. Thirty second. | | | |
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| | | thats some sweet shit you fukers.... | | | |
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| | | Funnay interview...im amazed really at the since of humor you posses(as do most of you retards). Thats a common bond here. (tearwipe)
Where is the sexualasspussy glory hole?
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