CRAP! What's with this fuking lumpy thing you put in between us, woman? I go away for nine months and suddenly you start taking in strangers?! Maybe it's good eating...
"Honey.... I will love you forever... and I am glad that we had a baby together... *sigh* in all kinds of weather, we can teather the feather to our little baby heather.... drippy"
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See what other swarmers have to say about it. People love this place, so I feel fine about sending you there and am confident you will enjoy boners.