For the love of Zeppelin, I now know that never having sex again, in my lifetime will help make this world a better place. I used to think that masterbation was not a form of self-abuse, but Now I can see that any form of loving myself, with wreckless abandon, will bring the world to it's knees.
Heaven forbid that on some moonlit night, when the mood strikes me 'just so' that I could be responsible for the end of mankind, and the ethical treatment of all living soles on this planet.
In the mean time ....stroke, stroke, stroke.:0)