Dude, have you ever NOT had food for a week? Do you know how that feels? The stomach cramps alone are worth the price of admission, not to mention the eventual loss of body mass and inability to move.
You should try it first, and see how far washing windshields gets you, heartless fucker.
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See what other swarmers have to say about it. People love this place, so I feel fine about sending you there and am confident you will enjoy boners.