#1 TODO: See if this is in fact David Lynch when I get to a box that can do video. If yes, unreject. Also, heap scorn on rejectors for being unculture communist mother-hating catamites.
OOOOHHH WOWWWW HE MADE DUNE AND TEH ELEPHANT MAN, AND TWIN PEAKS, LETS ALL GET DOWN AND LICK HIS BALLS WHILE HE RECITES TEH WEATHER REPORT. HOW EXCITING!
It's David Lynch. You watch it once, you go 'yeah, that's David Lynch,' and then you possibly never watch it again (since it is in fact David Lynch, who has almost as many misses as hits) but you definitely watch it once.
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See what other swarmers have to say about it. People love this place, so I feel fine about sending you there and am confident you will enjoy boners.