I'm Scared.

It's funny, but most peoples faces start out a wreck and get fixed up fairly well. I vaguely remember a story about a good looking model that got her face messed up in a wreck, and she now looks pretty damn good again. Stick a couple bolts in the mans neck. It's alive!!!!!!!!

Wow.. he sure does look like a mutant toad. You know.. i was thinking.. he should kill himself, cause if I were him.. i would off myself in a grand finale knowing that life is only going to get worse and worse. BUT... then again.. I kinda like having him around... he makes me smile in ways very similar to watching the toxic avenger make sex with that hot blind chick. I guess you would call that "hope."

Dammit, man. If I had kids, that would give them nightmares. In order for that to happen they would have to see this shit, and I would be the one to show it to them. Why? Because sometimes it's better to learn that some people just baffle you with how dillusional they are - enough to do something like this to their FUKING FACE of all things and actually be in complete denial about how it actually appears. Then the kids would cry and start to develop psychological and emotional problems while beginning to question humanity itself and the meaning of it all at a prematurely tender age. Wow... I can't WAIT to have lil'uns, WHO'S UP FOR SOME BREEDING?!!?