Lobsters are noble, tasty creatures, representitive of luxurious & fine lifestyles, filled with wine, long-legged, smooth talking pretty women with strait white teeth, perky breasts, clean silk clingy dresses, diction dripping with class, and highly polished and genetically implanted manners.
Catfish are like White trash trailer park icon fish, reminiscent of beer, outdoor toilets, and yellowed missing teeth grinning over sagging, braless, wall-eyed sack-of-marbles flophouse tits.
I kinda like a good barbeque tri tip with a pilaf side and an onion roll, with cartoons and the same old wife I've been in love with for years.
