How's This For A Roommate?
and you think your room mate in college was bad......

by fl_projekt 2791 Reads
on Tue Jun 28 2005 Add to your ClipSwarm
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nocalTue Jun 28
 
I read this a while back, and while it's pretty long, it's worth it. The sheer insanity of it all makes me appreciate normal roommates.
 
 
infectionConnectionTue Jun 28
 
I think he was taking shits in the bathtub and covering it with newspapers, like some kind of foul lasagna.

 
 
WotakTue Jun 28
 
That was a great read. Thanks for the killer linkage fl_projekt.
 
 
SillyRabbitTue Jun 28
 
Why wasn't an ass whuppin applied, and repeated as necessary ?
 
 
barch97Tue Jun 28
 
how come the roommate's name keep changing back a forth between 'Jed' and 'Jeb'?

FAKE?
 
 
uartTue Jun 28
 
Nocal is not talking about me when he says that.
 
 
Clavis_ApocalypticaeTue Jun 28
 
Gee, thanks for clearing that up, uart.

This story, independent of it's subject matter, stinks. Too many inconsistencies.


  • He's a stickler for the law, yet steals his roommate's stuff.

  • To fix the leak, he lets himself into the apartment through the broken/non-functioning front door. For the 'Big Showdown', he has to use his key.

  • He gears himself up for the 'Big Showdown' like an eight year old preparing to assault a long abandoned tree fort, complete with leather jacket and motorcycle helmet. Why no latex gloves or rebreather mask?

  • Jed/Jeb's ganked belongings were stored in a storage locker accross town, yet dickcheese conveniently kept Jed/Jeb's motorcycle helmet.

  • His helmet gets shit on it, so he discards it. Didn't the rest of him get shitted, too? Why not ditch his whole get-up?

  • The stench of what he describes could not have possibly been contained to that small apartment. Why were no neighbors complaining of the stench?

  • A little duct tape isn't going to keep the odor of months worth of stockpiled shit out of his little room.


  • There are many more, but I'm tired and really don't care.

    I call Attention Whore on this one...
 
 
CrackalackinWed Jun 29
 
I second Clavis on this one. This article is bullshit / wishful thinking.
 
 
arnarioWed Jun 29
 
It's still a great read ... I took it as fiction almost from the start.
 
 
barch97Wed Jun 29
 
no, actually it wasn't a 'great read'. It was a great story, fiction or no, it was entertaining to imagine one's self under similar circumstances. but it was very poorly composed. I don't want to be too hard on the guy because I'm not sure if maybe it's because it was pieced together from a message board discussion and just assembled poorly. But really, if the guy that wrote this was truly a college student, he should get his money back. That college ain't teaching him shit.
 
 
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DumbskullThu Jun 30
 
Besides all of the story inconsistencies no NORMAL person would put up with this behavior for more than 15 minutes.
 
 


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